The Haunt
3221 Schaper Ave
Look for the house with the porch light on and the questionable noises. Park wherever the hearse ain't.
Mike & Morgan dare you to attend the
Costumes required. Souls optional.
The haunting begins in
3221 Schaper Ave
Look for the house with the porch light on and the questionable noises. Park wherever the hearse ain't.
Costumes aren't optional. We take it personally when you skip one. Go big, go homemade, go as a pun only three people will get. "A guy who hates Halloween" is not a costume.
Every soul who crosses the threshold pays in snacks. Bring one spooky treat: mummy dogs, eyeball deviled eggs, a dip that looks slightly alive. Store-bought counts if you give it a creepy name.
Name one spooky song in your RSVP and it goes on the party playlist. "Thriller" is already on there. Dig deeper.
Leave the little monsters with a sitter. This one's for the big kids. The scares, the snacks, and the language are all rated R.
Doors creak open at 7. We go until the candles burn out, the playlist ends, or somebody sees something they can't explain.
The bar has been set. Here's the evidence. Tap to blow 'em up.
What your fellow ghouls have claimed so far. Grab the good idea before someone else does.
Mark it: Saturday, October 31, 7 PM. Tell us you're coming, what you're bringing, and what we should play.
See you on the 31st.