Mike & Morgan dare you to attend the

Halloween
Party

Costumes required. Souls optional.

OCT31 · Sat, 2026
7PM'til the spirits leave
🎃spooky snacks

The haunting begins in

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RSVP if you dare →

Here's the deal

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The Haunt

3221 Schaper Ave
Look for the house with the porch light on and the questionable noises. Park wherever the hearse ain't.

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Dress to Kill

Costumes aren't optional. We take it personally when you skip one. Go big, go homemade, go as a pun only three people will get. "A guy who hates Halloween" is not a costume.

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The Toll at the Door

Every soul who crosses the threshold pays in snacks. Bring one spooky treat: mummy dogs, eyeball deviled eggs, a dip that looks slightly alive. Store-bought counts if you give it a creepy name.

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Requests From Beyond

Name one spooky song in your RSVP and it goes on the party playlist. "Thriller" is already on there. Dig deeper.

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Grown-Ups Only

Leave the little monsters with a sitter. This one's for the big kids. The scares, the snacks, and the language are all rated R.

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'Til the Spirits Leave

Doors creak open at 7. We go until the candles burn out, the playlist ends, or somebody sees something they can't explain.

Already summoned

What your fellow ghouls have claimed so far. Grab the good idea before someone else does.

🍽️ On the table

  • Nothing yet. The table is bare and the spirits are hungry.

🎶 On the playlist

  1. The playlist is empty. Summon the first song.

Will you join us?

Mark it: Saturday, October 31, 7 PM. Tell us you're coming, what you're bringing, and what we should play.

Are you coming?